I now know what people must feel when they feel the need to say 'fml'.
I went bra shopping today, I've gone up a whole fucking cupsize.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
I've gotten so fat :'(
12D to a 12DD, I hate them, stupid lumps of fat >:(

Ah well, on the bright (but slightly scarey) side, my friends parents gave me a bike and a helmet as a combined birthday/christmas present.
It is a very nice bike, it's green.
See, they own this bike shop and they're very good friends of ours :D
So now I need to practice bike riding again so that I can ride it to work
This means...EXERCISE!! :D :D
Exercise=less fat=happy Laura

Just want to add that I love My Chem's new album :]
And also that my favourite past times are chillin', killin' and rollin' with General Grievous.

Me: Not much man, just chillin' killin'

Yeah, my favourite past times

Annie: lol but what about rolling?

Me: That one is so obvious I don't even need to include it

Annie: hahaha

Me: I wonder what General Grievous is up to at the moment...

Annie: he died remember lol

Me: Oh yeah...damn it

Annie: hahaha

a better posed question would be i wonder what general Grievous would be up to if he were still alive

Me: He'd probs be rolling

That bastard

Annie: God damn i wish i was rolling


Blow a kiss at the methane skies
See the rust through your playground eyes
We’re all in love tonight.

Leave the dream where the fallout lies
Watch it grow where the tear stain dries
To keep you safe tonight

He burns
My skin
Never mind about the shape I’m in
I’ll keep you safe tonight yeah

Your words are like teeth, they eat me alive.

I really suck at giving advice.
I have all these grand opinions and things that I want to say but when I try to voice them or write them down they sound so lame and not at all like what I had tried to say.
Also, my thought process seems to be very different from other peoples.
I tell people how I'd deal with things and they just think I'm retarded.
They're all like 'yeah Laura, that might work for you but we all know that your feelings are messed up'
Well gee thanks guys, you're all just jealous cause I have ways that I can deal with my problems, unlike all of you I don't want to wallow in pain and self-pity.

Want to see the best advice I've ever given?
'Being in control is fun. If she has no opinion then embrace your role as master.
Either that or tell her to man the fuck up then slap her one'

You have qualified for the VCE

Your 2010 ATAR is: 80.10

Art

• GA 1: C+
• GA 2: B+
• GA 3: C+
• Study Score: 29

Biology

• GA 1: B+
• GA 2: A
• GA 3: B+
• Study Score: 35

Chemistry

• GA 1: C+
• GA 2: B+
• GA 3: B
• Study Score: 30

Literature

• GA 1: B+
• GA 2: B+
• GA 3: C
• Study Score: 27

Further Mathematics

• GA 1: A+
• GA 2: A+
• GA 3: A+
• Study Score: 41