I really suck at giving advice.
I have all these grand opinions and things that I want to say but when I try to voice them or write them down they sound so lame and not at all like what I had tried to say.
Also, my thought process seems to be very different from other peoples.
I tell people how I'd deal with things and they just think I'm retarded.
They're all like 'yeah Laura, that might work for you but we all know that your feelings are messed up'
Well gee thanks guys, you're all just jealous cause I have ways that I can deal with my problems, unlike all of you I don't want to wallow in pain and self-pity.

Want to see the best advice I've ever given?
'Being in control is fun. If she has no opinion then embrace your role as master.
Either that or tell her to man the fuck up then slap her one'