Me: Yes. So Im just going back to how I used to be I guess, but that's cool, I can deal with that.

Him: What do you mean how you used to be? Are you going to be alright?

Me: Of course Im going to be alright, what, do you think Im going to fall apart or something cause you dont love me? Oh boo hoo, lots of people dont love me. Ill get over it.

Him: Alright. That's good to know then, hate to leave you crushed.

Me: Pfft, you dont mean that much to me

Him: I didnt? But you cried the other day..

Me: Yeah, but between then and now, I guess I stopped caring

Him: Whys that?

Me: Because I have the ability to just not care.