Me: I feel like there's something on my head
Dad: Do you have a headache?
Me: No, I feel like I'm wearing a hat...

What's the difference between people and oranges?

When I eat oranges, no one gets upset.

I like the things I say

'There's just something about him, I don't know what it is...He just, you know, makes me feel...like taking my clothes off.'

Christmas

So yah, christmas was pretty rad, got some cool stuff, for example: A FUCKING LIGHTSABER!!
*cough*
Yep, also, a book (Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green), clothes, candles, fairy lights, make up, money, chocolate, CSI kit (lol), itunes card and there's bound to be more...
Had a picnic lunch with mum and grace then a roast dinner with dad, grace, dad's girlfriend and her daughter.
Overall a nice day, except it's all been overshadowed by having to get up and go to work at 8am tomorrow :(
Downloaded some Johnny Cash today haha
And also Repo: The Genetic Opera.

So I found out today that a friend from my old school has cancer.
I hope he'll be okay...

I am in love

With this sexy, sexy man:



I was chatting with a friend about True Blood and have come to the conclusion that if Hayden Christensen had the accent of Franklin, he'd be absolutely perfect.

<---Franklin

But anyways, imagine the sheer beauty of children between these two:

+

Oh my god, I mean, seriously!


Just another Scarlett picture to prove my point.

I now know what people must feel when they feel the need to say 'fml'.
I went bra shopping today, I've gone up a whole fucking cupsize.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
I've gotten so fat :'(
12D to a 12DD, I hate them, stupid lumps of fat >:(

Ah well, on the bright (but slightly scarey) side, my friends parents gave me a bike and a helmet as a combined birthday/christmas present.
It is a very nice bike, it's green.
See, they own this bike shop and they're very good friends of ours :D
So now I need to practice bike riding again so that I can ride it to work
This means...EXERCISE!! :D :D
Exercise=less fat=happy Laura

Just want to add that I love My Chem's new album :]
And also that my favourite past times are chillin', killin' and rollin' with General Grievous.

Me: Not much man, just chillin' killin'

Yeah, my favourite past times

Annie: lol but what about rolling?

Me: That one is so obvious I don't even need to include it

Annie: hahaha

Me: I wonder what General Grievous is up to at the moment...

Annie: he died remember lol

Me: Oh yeah...damn it

Annie: hahaha

a better posed question would be i wonder what general Grievous would be up to if he were still alive

Me: He'd probs be rolling

That bastard

Annie: God damn i wish i was rolling


Blow a kiss at the methane skies
See the rust through your playground eyes
We’re all in love tonight.

Leave the dream where the fallout lies
Watch it grow where the tear stain dries
To keep you safe tonight

He burns
My skin
Never mind about the shape I’m in
I’ll keep you safe tonight yeah

Your words are like teeth, they eat me alive.